P-U

So again, I was at 7-11 this morning grabbing some water and chocolate milk on the way to work. I couldn't help notice that the man in front of me had an enormous bag of corn nuts and then requested a pack of Newport cigarettes. I thought to myself, "I wonder if he's going for the stinkiest-breath-on-the-planet award." He looked like a some-what classy dude, but if I were his wife my lips wouldn't come near his until he brushed his tongue and drank half a bottle of Listerine.